Posted by
Grumpy Ol' Man on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 3:45:32 PM
When you finally get fed up with what's going on in the world around you, there is only one thing to do.... make fun of it. Therefore, rinse out your minds with this offering:
Revised TV Shows for the Fall
My Name Is Earl: SVU – Earl and his dumbazz sidekick victimize their entire viewing audience, all of whom are holdovers from Hee Haw.
Brain or No Brain – Howie Mandell meets an entirely new group of contestants, some of who have been lobotomized by the show’s producer, others who are Democrats. Howie tries to figure out which are which.
Prison Bloke – A British con is introduced to the cast. He is serving 10 to 15 years for doing very bad impressions of Peter Sellers.
Studio 60 on the Sunset Sabbath – Richard Simmons plays Rabbi Svetti Pahms who refuses to write anything but Jewish gay jokes.
Ghost Haunters – Members of the P.A.T.s race wildly through strange old houses, castles and abandoned industrial sites screaming “BOO!” at the top of their lungs.
Boston Beagle – William Shatner opens a brand new law firm dedicated solely to defending cases of dog bite. Ebert and Roeper give it two rolled up newspapers.
CSI: Dallas – Investigators look into the case of “Who shot J.R.?” They recover a .38 caliber revolver and, after testing it in the lab, declare that it is definitely a gun.
Married… with Chitlins ‘n Grits – A CBS rip-off of “My Name is Earl.” The Bundys make a list of everyone they’ve offended so they can go out and do it again.
Seinfeld in Baghdad – George finds WMDs in Kramer’s shorts, Jerry says “Jihad! What’s that about?” and Elaine sleeps with the entire 1st Infantry Division.
Iron Chef: ICU – On the opening show, Marimoto and the challenger whip up a group of dishes that give the entire judging staff ptomaine poisoning and the runs.
Star Trek: The Show That Wouldn’t Die – The reincarnated crew are zombies. In the first episode, Chekov is unable to fire photon torpedoes because his trigger finger has rotted and fallen off. Bones says, “Dammit, Jim, I’m a mortician not a physician!”